alright. let's just get this one out of the way.
it started at 5, sunday school teacher, bad cop. a neighbor around the corner. spoke with a friend on the school bus one day. nana got the worst knock on the door not long after that same day. therapy included drawing, coloring, painting, chatting, and the second best therapist in the world. the judge swore her to tell the truth. she said "i don't swear." they laughed, gave her a doll and said "show us what he did to you."
enough said. jail. continue drawing. insert dance, western horseback riding, gymnastics and the ripstick.
fast forward a decade, give a couple years. she said "i'm going for a ride." reggaeton blasting through white neighborhoods. speed limit change. busted. 8 over. no warning. 3 more before the legal adult age, 8-9 over. no warnings. "just slow down."
a few years clean. no points on the record. until 3 more, plus a warning. also 8-9 over. she said "i know you have nothing better to do on a wednesday morning in kaysville utah but this is a joke. see you in court." dave gave his 2 cents. coined "bad luck." "just slow down." wtf. papi said "i never go more than 6-7 over." nana said "even 5 is sketchy." driggs pleads the fifth. mimi? pretty lil thing, rollin' in the dirt by day, in the plush bed by night. she doesn't give a rat's ass thanks to driggs.
bad cop released. 3 towns over. she said "i'm a realtor. I won't door knock or cold call anymore. these pricks won't leave me alone." dave said "realtors and lawyers are soulless people. and the world's full of hypocrites. just do your art and music. i'll buy a bandana." and he did. dave passed away after a decade long stretch of surgeries putting him back together after a climbing accident. his son saved his life that time.
another ticket no warning 10 over in manhattan kansas after escaping the cheating ex? lost it on the way back. letter received. suspended in kansas only. paint and sip boss confirmed. paid the fee. case dismissed. framed the letter in her guest bathroom next to john wayne and driggs taking a shit in the neighborhood above the toilet.
now... where is jack zeppelin? with driggs. pero like, que paso? ya tu sabes. con las perras. sus cojones fueron... que lindo vamos pendejo. mija, miráme. protégé el coche. las bolsas, por allá. esos cabrónes robaron de mi. calleté ya pendejo wey, tu madre se fue como maria? ay diomio. no puedo. de comienzo.