everyone loves a good... photo op? headshot? nature pic? bikini pic? all of the above? etc?
let's just say this her resume of sorts. from a previous life that is.
starting with the basics...
real estate. first brokerage with dave's longtime girlfriend. 4 months. need money. new construction. laid off in a coffee shop and told to "focus on mental health" with only 3 houses left. no coffee offered. new brokerage. 1 month later. there until the end. a recruiting side. "created for you. budget cuts. not character." appreciated. entonces, new classes just inland from the beach in the east until... client after many houses once said "i'm not giving proof of funds. so sorry, just wanted to spend time with you." many? "can we meet for drinks? just to know who i'm working with"... it's the other way around. seems like out of business. never again.
front desk. double and triple check. didn't know doing the job was an issue. "not a good fit." no driggs. guitar shop on lunch breaks. nice christmas gifts. art on the calender. couldn't hear shit got the hearing aid no issue anyway just repeat come closer write it down for later reference. kept quiet. problematic. not friends. nice bowl though. deodorant lasted years. texas stole the bowl with driggs fur. wtf. all true stories here.
door dash to make ends meet for years. bad back. long driving hours to be worth it. driggs in the backseat though. LOTS of singing practice. both of them.
food runner at the local bar a couple months before... a worldwide sickness in town. job lost. home lost. went back for lower pay in the summer. again at the beachfront wine bar. a beautiful place with gators and a pineapple. interview at the trading post. "no pto policy" upon walking in. small town. bad news travels like wildfire. good news? slow and steady wins the race. what happened there? here.
modeling was an in between when she had time. a freelancer as they called it. alotta creeps. average height. too short. not skinny enough. too skinny. longer hair. too short. not luscious. root grow out. calloused hands. dry feet. inexperienced. too natural. "pHoToS for TrAdE oNlY nO pAy." maybe, when i have a minute. if I qualify. meet the standards. fit the mold. anything else that doesn't work?
a reflexologist. no certification, only there. back to back no breaks. hard work. bathroom break? hardly. cute aesthetic. quick photo. learned some portuguese. from immigrants. bullies. quadruple done. she quit that one. good reason. lost weight. one guy got a hell of a massage with led zeppelin in the hearing aid. best tip she got. viking music too. a swedish past time.
ahhh the paint and sip. what a relief. just didn't pay well and not enough hours. worked a deal. kept until the front desk with better pay. consistent hours. 9-5. no driggs. except recruiting and the multi-company project manager in the desert where driggs lost his legs. and of course anytime she worked on the one woman brand. and real estate, but no houses. just car rides. personal homes. valid? ugh. free game doesn't matter "my house my rules." we get it. just make it quick. keep it short lived. never sleep without driggs. never know. just play it safe. keep it professional.
landscaping. a working breather. in the sun. movement. alone. good protein. long time friends. driggs in the clouds. took time off to get jack zeppelin. ya tu sabes...
onlyfans? never. don't ask. objectified enough.
lagom? started in the midst of real estate. why? here
good grief.
shall we get on to the highlights of the portfolio? drumroll please...
"LETS GO GIRLS"
